Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

I saw it today on a facebook application. And it's very fun to see how creative someone could be just to get some girl's attention. So i did a little browsing and here's a few lame cheesy corny pick up lines that i found

Do you have a Bandaid? Cause I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Help! something's wrong with my eyes. I just can't take them off you.

Was you father an alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life!

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

(As s/he is leaving) Hey aren't you forgetting something? S/he: What? Me!

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart

I have only three months to live...

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

What time do you have to be back to heaven?

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

Ouch! My tooth hurts! (Why?) Because you are soooo sweet!

Is your dad a terrorists? Because you are the bomb.

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

I'm wearing Revlon colorstay lipstick, want to help me test the claim it won't kiss off?

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my platform.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.

Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?(if yes: Want another one?)

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

My name is Justin. Justincredible.

Girls, please never fall for those unless you're really desperate. Okaay?

Aloha!